Haven’t you always dreamed that « being in heaven » would be like taking a woman any time you pleased, in any way you wanted her?

Non. Nous, jamais. Aucune idée de quoi ils parlent. Mais si ça vous intéresse, soyez d’abord avertis du message d’intérêt public qui suit :

*NOT SAFE FOR WORK – PAS POUR LE TRAVAIL*
Cliquez ici pour rencontrer Heaven, la poupée qui ne fait pas non.

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Par J. Michael Leonard.

Favorite jokes of the Southland #69
— Y’know, Maw, hit sholy pains me to think of our little Lena Lula… A’layin’ over yonder’n that cold graveyard night adder night adder night!
— A’ yeah, pain. Hit’s sholy a painful thought!
— Yes, Lord! Ol’ tombstone above her head! Painful… Painful… Why – sometime I even catch m’self a’wishin’ she wuz dead!

Favorite jokes of the Southland #41476
— Ho Lawd – ‘an I ain’t doin’ but fif’teen!
— While you ol’ boys git that garbage picked up, I’ll write ‘cha out a ticket for litterin’! Now git that shit covered ‘fore yawl pull out of here or I’ll take ya in!
— Now ain’t people wasteful! Somebody done threw away a perfectly good nigger!

Favorite jokes of the Southland #1
— Audrey, cin I look up yo’ dress?
— Why – I reck’ Rastus!
— Lawd! Lawd! Hit’s a wonder to behold!!

— Audrey, cin I look up yo dress agin?
— Sho’
— Yes Lawd! Hit’s sholy ah wonder.

— Audrey, cin I peek up under you dress jus’ one mo’ time?
— Well, I ‘speck so.
— Yeowsur! Yeowsur! Yeowsur! Hit’s ah sho’ nuff wonder! I can’t fugger it out.
— Whut y’all mean, Rastus? Whut’s ah wonder?
— Hit’s ah wonder that yo guts don’t slide out!

Paru dans National Lampoon, juillet 1976.

À voir aussi dans nos archives :
* A Map of the United States (Showing the Deep South, Its Principal Cities, Historical Events, and Peoples).
* Portraits of the New South, par Don Ivan Punchatz (1936 – 2009).
* Divers souvenirs du sud.

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Merci à Guillaume pour cet envoi. Si vous avez vous aussi des raretés à nous faire parvenir, envoyez-les à Vieille Marde. Votre sous-sol encombré vous remerciera.

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Publicité trouvée dans le National Lampoon de juillet 1976 pour l’album Black and Blue des Rolling Stones, paru en avril la même année. La jeune femme légèrement endommagée sur la photo s’appelle Anita Russell et, bien sûr, cette pub a suscité à l’époque pas mal de controverse.

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Oubliez Filles d’aujourd’hui, voici Kickz ! « The magazine of bored middle-class teenagers ». J’aurais tellement acheté ça.

Kickz est un supplément de quatre pages inclus dans le numéro d’août 1977 de National Lampoon, dont le thème était « Cheap Thrills ».

Y’a pas à dire, on s’amusait dans les années 70 :

The Big Newz in Boston is spray painting school kids. In Detroit, everybody’s getting off on self-inflicted dick tatoos. The parents in Kenosha, Wisconsin, are shitting wolverines over local used Tampax wars. Denver looks real good for safety pin swallowers. St. Louis is the place to be if you’re into derailing commuter trains. Wasting water is the latest thrill in Marin County. Ft. Lauderdale is going birdshit over gangs of kids breaking into intensive care units and unplugging the old folks. Lumberjacking (cutting down utility poles) is catching on in Des Moines. New York Yankee fans are having a good time throwing full beer cans at millionaire ballplayers. Mass public beat-offs are shaking up St. Paul, Minn. A good time in Grosse Pointe, Mich., these days is blowing the whistle on your old man’s tax return.

Le magazine québécois Croc, fortement influencé par National Lampoon, avait lancé au début des années 1990 un magazine irrévérencieux ciblant les adolescents : Anormal, dont il existe quatre numéros.

Un message aux jeunes drogués :

A message to drug users.
Drugs are dangerous. They are also fun. Drugs are harmful to the body and mind. They are also fun. Most drugs used by young people are either illegal or used illegally. They are also fun.

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Beef up your beer.
Pick up a Slim Jim five-pack with your next six-pack. The chewy, all-meat snack will show you very quickly why it became so much at home in bars.
A little less than a meal. A little more than a snack.

Publicité de beef jerky, 1977.

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