Viceroy. More Tobacco & Less Tar than Winston or Marlboro.
Instead of using stronger tobacco, Viceroy uses more tobacco & a lower tar blend than Winston or Marlboro. The result is a mild, fully packed cigarette with an extra satisfying taste. And yes, lower tar than Winston or Marlboro.
Publicité de cigarettes Viceroy, 1977.
Publicité d’un magazine de 1977 pour l’album Love Gun de Kiss.
New Use for Clitoris Found
Chicago — An independent research firm has discovered that the nerve endings found in the human clitoris last longer and illuminate better and more economically than the tungsten now used in light bulbs. The company, Electrogenitalia Research, says the first of the so-called clit bulbs will be available within ten years.
National Lampoon, 08-1977.
Something big is coming.
Big Charlie Daniels dans the Band are ready to blast their butt-busting rock and roll right into your little home. Get a grip on the meanest and orneriest rock and roll music this side of a barroom brawl: Saddle Tramp.
New from The Charlie Daniels Band. On Epic Records and Tapes.
Publicité, 1976.
Teens Try to Sell Negroes
Annapolis — In yet another example of the adverse effects of television on young people, Maryland law enforcement agents arrested seven youths in connection with a slave ring. According to agents, the youths, males aged fifteen to eighteen, flew to Gambia, took ninety-eight blacks hostage and brought them to Annapolis on a commercial liner. Once in Annapolis, the youths distributed handbills offering the blacks for sale.
« We saw Roots on TV » one of the youths told reporters. « We thought we could make good money selling slaves. »
The youths planned to use the money they made from the slave sale to buy stereo equipment.
Pendant ce temps en Chine :
Fear 8,000,000 Spared in Chinese Quakes
Peking — Chinese officials expressed concern that as many as 8,000,000 people may have survived a series of earthquakes that rocked northern Chinese provinces this month.
Leaders had seen the quakes, which all measured better than 7.5 on the Richter scale, as a way to meet clothing, food and housing quotas for the new year. The Chinese are hoping that floods brought on by the crumbling of earth dams will give them at least a portion of the fatalities they so desperately need. UN offers of aid for the striken areas were called « insensitive, cruel, and a deliberate attempt to tamper with the internal instability of China an its peoples. »
National Lampoon, août 1977.
Parmi la collection de magazines pornographiques que Vieille Marde laisse traîner sur sa table à café, voici Bizarre Illustrated, volume 1, numéro 1, publié en 1977. Un menu invitant.
The magazine for the ultra bizarre enthusiast. Kreative Products Publication.
Fully Illustrated Short Stories: Painful Memories, Spanking Dream World.
Plus: Mistress Margo Comments.
In this issue cartoon classics: Who’s the Boss, Boots and Battle, Mountain Gal.
Just for you! Thousands of personal ads & photos of dominant and submissive gals, guys and couples that you can actually meet!
Brilliant full-color features: Broad’s Black Bra, Silken Suffering.
For entertainment of adults only. Sale to minors forbidden.
Rédiger ces descriptions, c’est pas mal ce qui s’approche d’une job de rêve !
AMY – She was soon in agony from the taunt ropes stretching her young torso to a most erect position. She struggled to escape her captor’s knots, only to find that her squirming created outrageous bruises that burned for hours… soon she succumbed to shameful weakness and obedience.
10 blistering photo sets for your private pleasure!
Je ne suis honnêtement pas certain que vous avez envie de voir le contenu du magazine, plutôt soft en général, selon les standards d’aujourd’hui. Peut-être une autre fois, si vous insistez vraiment pour voir un monsieur barbu se faire attacher et un facteur qui inaugure la saison des taloches. En fait, le plus hard dans Bizarre Illustrated est probablement l’inévitable série d’annonces de poupées gonflables et les accessoires assortis. Sans oublier les produits pour garder la Food and Drug Administration occupée. Knockout Pills, vraiment ?? « dissolves quickly in a drink or liquid and will get the job done so she’ll never know you did it! Tie her up, and then tantalize the hell out of her! »
Turn your victim into an unhibited SEX SLAVE! Enjoy the psychological effect of these fantastic placebos!
Throughout history men have whispered about powerful aphrodisiacs that could turn any man or woman into a completely uninhibited sex slave! Now through extensive research we have painstakenly reproduced the potions that were alledged to be most effective. Although these scientifically formulated potions are completely safe and have no harmful side effects if taken… the FDA does not allow any drug or substance to be sold as an effective aphrodisiac.
POTIONS TO PUT YOU IN CONTROL: Hard-On Pills, Prolong Pills.
POTIONS TO TURN YOUR SLAVE ON: Spanish Fly Sugar, Nymphos.
SEDUCING POTIONS: Knockout Pills, Hypnotic Powder.
Je retire ce que j’ai dit plus tôt : la job de rêve est en fait d’être payé pour écrire les biographies de TORMENTED TRUDY et TIMID JOHN !
NOW A BIONIC SLAVE YOU CAN OWN! Consider the possibilities!
Imagine having a life-sized bionic male or female slave always ready to fulfill your every demand! These lifelike electronic marvels have pleasure-producing vibrating genitals, deep throat mouths, and rectums ready for action! Timid John and Tormented Judy will grovel and tremble.
TORMENTED TRUDY – You will be delighted beyond reproach with this timid 5’2′ innocent looking beauty. Her soft, young body with its vibrating vagina, tender plump buttocks and soft sucking mouth… always ready to be used and abused.
TIMID JOHN – This handsome, muscular body is always around for any horrors you may have planned. His massive vibrating penis actually ejaculates and his tight rectum and deep throat mouth are always ready for entry.
Humiliate your slave! Make him look like a perfect lady… wearing nothing more than panties and these beautiful… REALISTIC BREASTS.
Train your slave the proper way! Wrist & Ankle Cuffs, Ball Gags, Spreader Bar, Blindfolds, Suspension Harness, Whips & Paddles.
Un peu de littérature chic et de bon goût :
Ce qui occupe la majorité du magazine, ce sont les annonces classées où, tel que promis en page couverture, tout est mis en place pour vous aider à trouver l’esclave, la maîtresse ou le maître approprié. C’est bien d’adon, ce genre de choses ne se trouve pas au centre d’achats. C’est aussi plutôt étonnant qu’il y en ait 13 pages, puisque c’est le premier exemplaire du magazine… Vous pouvez en voir ici un premier aperçu.
The Compleat Animale
by Acron Amory
- Q. My pedigreed Schnauzer is in heat, and is acting strangely. What should I do?
- Q. Several years ago, my wife and I adopted a baby koala. We had both become quite attached to the creature, but lately my wife has begun to complain that the bear takes up too much space, and is commanding more of my attention than she. Now she insists that I decide between the koala and her. I love my wife, but… can you help?
- Q. My daughter wants to marry a zebra. Is this proper?
Source : National Lampoon, juillet 1976.
