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Encounter Research, New York, NY.
Publicité de 1979.
La fleshlight et le spam n’étaient peut-être pas inventés en 1979, mais certains besoins méritaient quand même d’être comblés. Trois publicités de cette année-là.
How Would You Like An Instant Blowjob?
If you’ve ever had a pair of soft, supple, wet lips and a slithering tongue doing their thing on you where it feels best, you know how it’s a sensation that’s hard to beat! Now you can enjoy even more pleasurable sucking-like sensations any time you wish …and at a price less than half what you’d expect!
It’s no secret …the SUCK-U-TRON is a knock-off! The original (with a similar name) was invented by a competitor of ours. He charges $24.95. But using computer technology, we’ve learned to make the same kind of device for less than half. So now if you’d like to have that oral loving feeling anytime you get in the mood, you need not pay $24.95, because we charge only $9.95.
The SUCK-U-TRON can give you the exotic feeling of an expert blowjob. In fact, it’s even better because it has a built-in humming, vibrating action to send you up the wall. You control how fast it sucks and hums… a teasing, toying, drawn out orgy of ecstasy, or a lightning rocket ride to ball blasting release. So if you want a blowjob and can’t wait till the right girl comes along, you need the SUCK-U-TRON.
Get one for a friend, too. 10% discount when you buy 2 or more.
Announcing… THE REAL FEEL
At Last! They’ve finally done it! After years of research and testing we’re able to offer a vibrating vagina so perfect, so indistinguishable from the real thing, that if you can tell the difference with your eyes closed we’ll refund your money — and no questions asked! Everything — the pink tint, the soft, inviting texture, the moistness and perfect body temperature — make this marvelous new nighttime companion shockingly true-to-life!
What’s more, her variable vibrations will bring you to a frenzy of delight! And a special pneumatic device lets her ‘squeeze’ with those wonderful contractions belonging only to the best of the world’s courtesans.
Put us to the test. Try ‘The Real Feel’ in the privacy of your own home for 14 days.
Valentine Products, Inc.
ELECTRO POCKET PUSSY always ready, vibrating sensation, looks & feels like the real thing. Now only $9.95. Save $10 thru this ad only. Sent in Plain Wrapper.
BE A BETTER LOVER! No pills – No Gimmicks.
Simply apply cream and soft latex supplement over head of penis.
ENLARGE YOUR PENIS… SECRETELY. Add inches immediately. Only $4.95. No one will know except you!
PORNO BOOKS! Capri products. The original Hard-on makers. Teen girls who are violated by their fathers.
ANIMAL LUST. All 3 only $2.
Le marketing, ça sert à ça.
Un bon Playdead, ça vous donne un stiff pour la vie.
In 1967 Sweden played host-country to the first International Death Fair. Though other nations have attempted to repeat this fatal phenomena, their brands of dead reckoning left much to be desired. The Japanese, who rank second to the Swedes in per capita suicides, were able to capture some of the cryptic celebration but fell short inventively when they tried to recreate the individual body-embalming exhibits, the grave-digging displays, and the corpse-stripping and hefting-and-running events. (continued on page 125)
Que serait un Playdead sans centerfold.
Pour ceux qui aiment les articles, la page 125 n’existe pas.
National Lampoon, JAN. 1973
Pet Girl
First it was the Pet Rock, followed by HUSTLER’s Pet Turd and the Pet Screw. Now meet the Pet Girl. She’s available in a variety of colors and comes with her own box. She’ll eat whatever you want, and she loves to be stroked in the morning.
Hustler, International Edition, avril 1979.
Notre billet NSFW et BDSM de la semaine. Ça fait beaucoup d’acronymes, oui, oui, oui.
Ga.-F: I demand the best slave service & am capable of extracting it from you. You must be willing to maintain a long, hard ordeal of instructions and prolonged sexual humiliation and stimulation. I’m cruel and demanding. I know what you need and can deliver it. Enjoy my dominating role in life, it’s not just a game with me. I believe in female superiority and you do too, or you would not be reading this publication. You will place yourself helplessy at my mercy. My expertise and sophisticated equipment guarantee to bring your life long fantasies to reality. Traveling slaves welcomed to qualify. Pen pals and phonies don’t waste my time. Fall to your knees and answer this ad immediately.
UNDERSTANDING, DOMINANT COUPLE
Ga.-C: She: 5’7, 115 lbs., 36c-25-35, 23. He: 5’10, 160 lbs., 26 yrs. submissive bi-girls interested in participating in the different arts & cultures w/us. Beginners welcome, too. No men. Photo if possible. All letters answered promptly.SEXY DOLL
Ga.-F: desires meeting single males. Enjoy french, greek and B/D parties. Send SASE for photo and letter.SUBMISSIVE BLONDE
Ga.-F.: Tall 5’8, will pose as you wish. Will trade photos with others. Love to pose. Will consider couples and singles for swinging if exceptional.Ga.-F: First ad anywhere full of fun and willing to play. Seek men who know how to spoil and pet me. Free to travel and love to pose for the exotic 5’2 tall, 38-22-34, long brown hair, green eyes. Love to turn on with wild intimate items. SASE brings sample.
Bizarre Illustrated, Volume 1, Number 1, 1977.
Vous avez eu un lundi de merde, un mardi de merde, un mercredi brun, et hier on n’en parlera même pas! Alors réjouissez vous, c’est vendredi!
VM commandite votre pause caca de la journée avec l’humour décapant de Hara Kiri.
Comme leur slogan le dit si bien: « Journal Bête et Méchant »
On vous laisse avec le Professeur Choron.
Hara Kiri, Août 1982.
Dans la plus pure tradition de la « Page 3 » des tabloïds, l’Équipe VM vous présente sa belle madame du dimanche matin.
Photo tirée du journal The Man, Vol. XXXI, No. 6. Mai 1956.
L’équipe VM n’étant pas un groupe de conjoint(e)s de même sexe, les boules pourraient faire place à d’autres sortes de meat balls le dimanche. Certains d’entre nous regarderont ailleurs ces matins-là.
