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13
déc

Le Père Noël est une ordure

   Posted by: Brebis   in Années 1970, Pub

Un beau cadeau déjà déballé pour un Père-Noël qui semble s’être endormi à moitié saoul durant le parté de famille.

Les ensembles-cadeaux Aqua Velva sont maintenant en vente dans les pharmacies et les grands magasins. Offrez-les aux hommes de votre vie. Les lotions après-rasage Aqua Velva Ice Blue, Frost Lime, Redwood et surf, toutes agréablement fraîches, sont offertes soit avec un savon pour la douche, soit avec mousse à rasage en aérosol, soit avec du Lectric Shave.*

Les pères et les fils, les oncles et les frères, les cousins et les amis… ils méritent bien leur Aqua Velva.

Pub, 1971

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Parce que dans les années 70 aussi, y avait du monde qui avait envie de vivre dans des sacs de couchage quand l’automne arrive.


The Snuggables – From Heritage Quilts

The People Who Keep You Warm At Home
HERITAGE QUILTS,INC.
300 Fifth Avenue, New York, N.Y. 10001

Once you’re in ‘em, you never want to get out.
turn that thermostat down. Curb that run-way fuel bill. But keep cozy and cuddly, all the same, with ingenious Heritage quilted products for the new warmth in your home. the original SNUG SACK garment. The fashionable and comfortable SNUG SUIT quilted garment. And, new this year, the sensuous SNUG SHRUG bed jacket. SNUGGABLES all. A burst of color in designer patterns. Pampering fabrics quilted and stuffed to overflowing with puffy polyester filling. Lined with luxurious velour. Fastened with no-snag nylon zippers ans sure snaps, to bundle up. Machine-washable and tumble-dryable. Available nationally at your favorite department stores and retails chains.

The SNUG SACK
The one-and-only original, patented, quilted body garment that defies all imitation. Warm because it’s so billowy. A pattern and color for every life-style. Climb into one. Small, medium or large. Zip up the front, snap the sleeves in place, and you’re snugged down for the evening. Also available in acrylic velour form Ibena.

The SNUG SUIT
Wear your own stylish comfort about the house. No need to shiver while you’re saving energy in this quilted jump suit. Perfect for household chores and even chauffeuring the children. Also available in two-piece styling.

The SNUG SHRUG
You’ll shrug off the cold with Heritage Quilts’ latest innovative product. A quilted bed jacket that’s available with designer-coordinated comforter, pillow shams and bed ruffle. Read in bed or watch TV in yummy comfort.

Pub, 1979

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La fleshlight et le spam n’étaient peut-être pas inventés en 1979, mais certains besoins méritaient quand même d’être comblés. Trois publicités de cette année-là.

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How Would You Like An Instant Blowjob?
If you’ve ever had a pair of soft, supple, wet lips and a slithering tongue doing their thing on you where it feels best, you know how it’s a sensation that’s hard to beat! Now you can enjoy even more pleasurable sucking-like sensations any time you wish …and at a price less than half what you’d expect!
It’s no secret …the SUCK-U-TRON is a knock-off! The original (with a similar name) was invented by a competitor of ours. He charges $24.95. But using computer technology, we’ve learned to make the same kind of device for less than half. So now if you’d like to have that oral loving feeling anytime you get in the mood, you need not pay $24.95, because we charge only $9.95.
The SUCK-U-TRON can give you the exotic feeling of an expert blowjob. In fact, it’s even better because it has a built-in humming, vibrating action to send you up the wall. You control how fast it sucks and hums… a teasing, toying, drawn out orgy of ecstasy, or a lightning rocket ride to ball blasting release. So if you want a blowjob and can’t wait till the right girl comes along, you need the SUCK-U-TRON.
Get one for a friend, too. 10% discount when you buy 2 or more.

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Announcing… THE REAL FEEL
At Last! They’ve finally done it! After years of research and testing we’re able to offer a vibrating vagina so perfect, so indistinguishable from the real thing, that if you can tell the difference with your eyes closed we’ll refund your money — and no questions asked! Everything — the pink tint, the soft, inviting texture, the moistness and perfect body temperature — make this marvelous new nighttime companion shockingly true-to-life!
What’s more, her variable vibrations will bring you to a frenzy of delight! And a special pneumatic device lets her ‘squeeze’ with those wonderful contractions belonging only to the best of the world’s courtesans.
Put us to the test. Try ‘The Real Feel’ in the privacy of your own home for 14 days.
Valentine Products, Inc.

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ELECTRO POCKET PUSSY always ready, vibrating sensation, looks & feels like the real thing. Now only $9.95. Save $10 thru this ad only. Sent in Plain Wrapper.
BE A BETTER LOVER! No pills – No Gimmicks.
Simply apply cream and soft latex supplement over head of penis.
ENLARGE YOUR PENIS… SECRETELY. Add inches immediately. Only $4.95. No one will know except you!
PORNO BOOKS! Capri products. The original Hard-on makers. Teen girls who are violated by their fathers.
ANIMAL LUST. All 3 only $2.

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11
fév

America, fuck yeah!

   Posted by: Brebis   in Années, Années 1980, Pub

Winston_VM

Winston. America’s Best.

The men. The Cigarette. Nobody does it better.

1981

28
jan

Dans le temps, même Fardoche fumait.

   Posted by: Brebis   in Années 1980, Magazines, Photos, Pub

Camel_VM

CAMEL – Where a man belongs
Experience the Camel taste in Lights and Filters.

Pub, 1982

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7
jan

Pimp mon Bixi

   Posted by: Brebis   in Annonces classées, Années 1950, Noir et blanc, Pub

Jet_engine_plan_VM

Build your own JET ENGINE!
Order theses plans today

1. Jet propelled bicycle – $1.00
2. How to make experimental engines – $2.95
3. Both of above – $3.75

Mechanix Illustrated, April 1954

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