The Compleat Animale
by Acron Amory
- Q. My pedigreed Schnauzer is in heat, and is acting strangely. What should I do?
- Q. Several years ago, my wife and I adopted a baby koala. We had both become quite attached to the creature, but lately my wife has begun to complain that the bear takes up too much space, and is commanding more of my attention than she. Now she insists that I decide between the koala and her. I love my wife, but… can you help?
- Q. My daughter wants to marry a zebra. Is this proper?
Source : National Lampoon, juillet 1976.
