Posts Tagged ‘USA’

2
mai

Favorites Jokes of the Southland

   Posted by: VM   in Années 1970, BD, Magazines

Par J. Michael Leonard.

Favorite jokes of the Southland #69
— Y’know, Maw, hit sholy pains me to think of our little Lena Lula… A’layin’ over yonder’n that cold graveyard night adder night adder night!
— A’ yeah, pain. Hit’s sholy a painful thought!
— Yes, Lord! Ol’ tombstone above her head! Painful… Painful… Why – sometime I even catch m’self a’wishin’ she wuz dead!

Favorite jokes of the Southland #41476
— Ho Lawd – ‘an I ain’t doin’ but fif’teen!
— While you ol’ boys git that garbage picked up, I’ll write ‘cha out a ticket for litterin’! Now git that shit covered ‘fore yawl pull out of here or I’ll take ya in!
— Now ain’t people wasteful! Somebody done threw away a perfectly good nigger!

Favorite jokes of the Southland #1
— Audrey, cin I look up yo’ dress?
— Why – I reck’ Rastus!
— Lawd! Lawd! Hit’s a wonder to behold!!

— Audrey, cin I look up yo dress agin?
— Sho’
— Yes Lawd! Hit’s sholy ah wonder.

— Audrey, cin I peek up under you dress jus’ one mo’ time?
— Well, I ‘speck so.
— Yeowsur! Yeowsur! Yeowsur! Hit’s ah sho’ nuff wonder! I can’t fugger it out.
— Whut y’all mean, Rastus? Whut’s ah wonder?
— Hit’s ah wonder that yo guts don’t slide out!

Paru dans National Lampoon, juillet 1976.

À voir aussi dans nos archives :
* A Map of the United States (Showing the Deep South, Its Principal Cities, Historical Events, and Peoples).
* Portraits of the New South, par Don Ivan Punchatz (1936 – 2009).
* Divers souvenirs du sud.

Incoming search terms:

word punknational lampoon magazine niggersbondagepropaganda peron 1950new orleans lasnoopy francaisusa map fun comiccarte cities in motionwelfare state/ juan and eva peronold 1930 pick-ups
22
fév

The New South

   Posted by: VM   in Années 1970, Illustration, Magazines

Le numéro de juillet 1976 du National Lampoon était consacré au « vieux sud » des États-Unis.
On y retrouvait aussi ceci :

Portraits of the New South
Don Ivan Punchatz
« Sheriff Leon Jackson, Fayette County, Georgia, » 1974
Collection of the artist.

R. I. P. Don Ivan Punchatz.

Incoming search terms:

Marion Schultz erotica vintageerotic upskirt tumblreeva peron designerpunkrock 70edwin georgifemme upskirtsford consul super carindian relocation act of 1956 propagandatrill dirty southrock a billy beer
24
jan

Welcome to the Dirty South!

   Posted by: VM   in Années 1970, Magazines, Parodies

En 1976, le célèbre magazine d’humour National Lampoon consacrait une bonne partie de son numéro au Deep South des États-Unis et offrait en pages centrales une carte de la région. Cliquez dessus pour la voir en SUPER GROS.

A Map of the United States Showing the Deep South, Its Principal Cities, Historical Events, and Peoples.

Les moments importants de l’Histoire y sont soulignés subtilement.




Alors le sud des États-Unis, on y va ou on n’y va pas ? Ben oui, on y va !
Et on rencontre des gens.
On prend aussi des photos du paysage des graffitis dans les toilettes :

Que dire de plus, sinon « Put the South in your Mouth » ?

Incoming search terms:

indian removal actjim crow lawsdeep southlouisiane années 20new orleans louisianausa deep southnew orleans 1953La Nouvelle Orleans LouisianelouisIANE NOIRS 1930deep south usa
14
jan

Olympic Games Suck

   Posted by: VM   in Années 1970, Journaux, Magazines, Sport

Sports Column by Red Ruffansore.
Montreal, Canada — Yours truly has never understood why sports reporters are dispatched to cover the Olympic so-called games. What we have goin’ on here is the usual slow-motion, nonviolent version of World War III. No one here is indulging in what you and I, gentle reader, would call a sport. At best, they perform exercices which might be considered warm-ups for sports… or suitable events for half time entertainment. Buncha Goddamn acrobats and ballet dancers, is all.
No football. No baseball. And so, naturally, the poor old U.S. of A. comes out looking bad in the standings, having very few able-bodied youngsters whose idea of an afternoon’s athletics is jumping around in a bathing suit waving a ribbon in time to a scratchy Shostakovich record.
Water, which has never struck old Red as much of a drink, also fails to impress as a playing field. Take my word for it, watching a swimming race live is even more boring than watching it on television.
Naturally, the holier-than-thou squeaky-clean cyptosocialist Olympic committee rejected the recommendation from this corner and others more august to install parimutual machines at all track events and post the odds, to add a little interest to the spectacle of a bunch of people trying to do what horses and machines were invented to do better, viz, run.
If there’s no way to get sports back into the Olympics — and by sports I mean teams, a ball, physical contact, and some real money changing hands — this man’s country had better leave ‘em alone in the future. All we get now is a black eye in the propaganda department and a collective national Charley horse.
And by the way, Montreal was a great choice of sites for the summer games. Where they gonna hold the winter games? Jamaica?

VieilleMarde a aussi pour vous une autre lecture alternative des Jeux olympiques de Montréal.

Incoming search terms:

carte Montrealvieille image noir et blancanciennes photos hockey lnhatlanta flamespublicité sportiveprotheses sport cyclismerejean tremblay pierre bouchardcoca cola et participactionvelo 1950velo hiver quebec
21
nov

Beer $1

   Posted by: VM   in Années 2000, Flyers & Posters

Ça, c’est un flyer minimaliste comme on les aime. Ça dit ce que ça a à dire.

Punk rock! Mondays buck Beer
Delilah’s

Si vous visitez un jour Chicago (et vous devriez), un passage au Delilah’s s’impose. Même plusieurs. De toute façon, plusieurs voyages à Chicago s’imposent. Et un voyage à Chicago, ça implique aussi pas mal d’alcool. Le Delilah’s est un bar de quartier tout petit, que le propriétaire a rempli de haut en bas avec plus de 350 whiskies et une large sélection de bières importés d’un peu partout, des meilleures aux moins bonnes (la Labatt Bleue est habituellement parmi la sélection cheap en spécial à tous les soirs).
C’est au 2771 North Lincoln. Les critiques sont unanimes.
Nash Kato, le chanteur d’Urge Overkill, était DJ là-bas il y a quelques années. Je ne sais pas si c’est encore le cas.

Incoming search terms:

dewarsbuck beerevita peronramones comicspunk rock postersgreen day 1997vintage punk postersramones girlpublicité black & white whiskyscotch pub 1930

Advertisement
Quick Facts on the Ford Ranch Wagon
America’s lowest priced full-sized station wagon!
Room for the whole family. Seats six in sedan comfort.
Nearly 8 feet of load lenght with tail gate down and Stowaway center seat folded into floor. (Stows away in 3 seconds.) Back opening is five feet wide.
Comes in the colors you want! Choose from 10 single-tone and 3 two-tone body colors.
Offers a choice of power. Ford’s new Mileage Maker Six (101 h.p.) or Strato-Star V-8 (110 h.p.).
Choice of transmissions, too! Select either Fordomatic Drive, Overdrive or Conventional.

Publicité américaine de Ford Ranch Wagon, 1952.

Consul value is longer-lasting value
Consul is styled and engineered to stay modern for years ahead
From start to finish there is more of everything you want… in Consul. There’s the world’s newest, smartest, low-wide styling; the petrol-saving, performance-improving advantages of Ford-built « Oversquare » engine design; the greater comfort and safer stability of Miracle-Ride suspension; the straight-line stopping power of large hydraulic brakes; the better driver-control of all-round visibility; the convenience of full-opening doors; the roominess of full-width interior planning; the enjoyment of beautiful coachwork and fine-quality appointments.
Your Ford Dealer cordially invites you to have a Test-Drive, and to check the Extra-Value in Consul.

Publicité australienne de Ford Consul, 1956.

Incoming search terms:

publicite retro beauteretro pin uppin up magazinepin up magazine cover artretro magazine coverspin upman magazine australiaretro magazinespin up retrovintage aussie
26
juil

Nouvelles du monde (1952)

   Posted by: VM   in Années 1950, Magazines

Regard sur l’actualité mondiale. On vous annonce la mort d’Eva Perón, 59 ans en retard.

Eva Peron (1919-52)
After Eva… While Argentina officially mourned First Lady Eva Perón -dead of cancer at 33- the future of Pres. Juan Perón looked gloomy. The Army, whose support had waned as the Peróns catered to labor, was set to force an end to Perón’s welfare state. They based their plans on Peron’s loss of his eloquent spokesman, Eva; Argentine bankruptcy from too many public expenditures, too little trade.

Faire la guerre froide, c’est pas une raison pour être si sérieux :

Lost in Translation
Delegates at the U.N. Economic and Social Council gasped when Soviet envoy Georgi Arkadiev quoted a U.S. newspaper to the effect that striking American workers were being told to get back to their jobs or be shot. Arkadiev, they later learned, had mistranslated the word « fired. »

Tiré du magazine Quick, Vol. 7, No. 5. 4 août 1952.

Related Posts with Thumbnails

Incoming search terms:

eva peroneva peron argentinanud evita peronEva Peron of Argentinaeva peron of argenteniaactualité 1952article Journaux Eva Peronargentina peronargentina eva peronpoint peron
Page 1 sur 3123