On se sent un peu mal de vous avoir présenté hier trois publicités rétro pour des jouets sexuels et autres babioles. On s’en voudrait de vous laisser placer une commande sans avoir lu cette lettre d’un consommateur insatisfait, tiré d’un HUSTLER d’avril 1979…

MAN FUCKED BY LOVE DOLL
I ordered love dolls from several mail-order houses but never received anything worth a shit. Once I got a big balloon with a girl’s picture printed on it. Another time I received a photo of a doll. And one shifty dealer sent me a picture of a girl and a cheap vibrator — his way, I guess, of telling me to go fuck myself.
Finally, I thought I’d found what I was looking for in an ad for Chris Distributing Company. It advertised « solid (not inflated) dolls that are real-lifelike. » These dolls, the ad said, were « complete in every detail, » « perfectly proportioned, » with « open mouth, vagina and anus. » Chris carried two models, Ava and Big John (the perfect male companion), and sold them for $6 apiece or $10 for both.
So I sent in ten bucks, and guess what? I received two solid dolls that were perfectly proportioned. But the damn things were only two inches high! Worse than that, I had to pay $13 when the United Parcel package came.
—B. P.
Butte, Montana.

J’imagine que la seule option est la Real Doll… à condition d’avoir beaucoup beaucoup d’argent.
(Le documentaire de la BBC ci-dessous, Love Me, Love My Doll, est par ailleurs fascinant.)

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