My true love gave to me.
Eight Playboy from December 1983.

And seven Playboy from December 1982.
And six Playboy from December 1977.
And five Playboy from December 1974.
And four Playboy from December 1973.
And three Playboy from December 1971.
And two Playboy from December 1969.
And a Playboy from December 1968.

Suddenly,the idea of importing a Christmas tree from England begins to make sense.

“What we have here is gluttony and abstinence, ribaldry and prayer, obscenities ans solemn ceremonies, dancing, screwing around and saintliness—all in all, Christmas works.”

“Don’t bother looking for erogenous zones, bacause when I see a diamond like this one on my finger, my whole body becomes erogenous.”

“Let’s get something straight. I don’t explooit elves and I never have. In fact, I’m the only person who even employs them!”

“Come to think of it…
I’ll spread a little cheer”

“Phew! That’s a relief. I was worried when you said Billy wanted a doll for Christmas.”

“I know when you’ve been good, and I know when you’ve been bad, so be good for goodness’ sake!”

“Hubert….”

“I’d like to see Miss December…. I’m Mr. December.”

Playboy’s Christmas Gift Guide

“…And a train, and a skate board, and a football, and…”

“OK, let’s slap the ciffs on ‘em and ask Mr.Scrooge where he got the drugs!”

“My husband tells me you’re the slickest damn salesman at Amalgamated Software.”

Can you look this man straight in the eye and honestly say you deserve Crown Royal?

Playboy December 1983 • $4.00