My true love gave to me.
Ten Playboy from December 1988.

And nine Playboy from December 1984.
And eightPlayboy from December 1983.
And seven Playboy from December 1982.
And six Playboy from December 1977.
And five Playboy from December 1974.
And four Playboy from December 1973.
And three Playboy from December 1971.
And two Playboy from December 1969.
And a Playboy from December 1968.

“Twenty-two East Ferndale. Stop in his driveway and lean on your horn!”

“Santa! Don’t jump!”

“I just pray to God that none of those poor, dear innocent children ever see you when you get like this!”

“Once more, ladies, and this time I wanna really hear those bells jingle! ”

Share the wreath.
Give friends a sprig of imported English greenery.

“In the spirit of the season, my heart goes out to the guys who aren’t getting anything.”

A cat’s dream…

“Gimme a break! So I kept ya waiting a little longer than usual”

- Screw you Santa
- Santa Sucks
- Up your chimney fatso
- Santa Claus is an asshole
- Stick it Clause

Santa’s Own Reindeer Shit
For all your garden needs

“The first bag is a gift. When they want more, they call our 800 number ”

Every Man’s Christmas Wish!

Playboy December 1988 • $5.00