My true love gave to me.
Twelve Penthouse from December 1994.

And eleven Playboy from December 1989.
And ten Playboy from December 1988.
And nine Playboy from December 1984.
And eightPlayboy from December 1983.
And seven Playboy from December 1982.
And six Playboy from December 1977.
And five Playboy from December 1974.
And four Playboy from December 1973.
And three Playboy from December 1971.
And two Playboy from December 1969.
And a Playboy from December 1968.

Pour les ceuzent qui ne se rappelle pas, Heidi Fleiss était la Madame de Hollywood au début des années 90 aujourd’hui elle est la Reine de la buanderie.

The coming of Santa

- Sez here you used to work for snow white. When was that?
- Once upon a time, long, long ago….

“What are you guys, elves or fairies?”

- HO! HO! HO!
- Hee! Hee! Hee!

Left – “A touch of rouge on the nose is one thing, Rudolph, but spike heels?”

Right – “Of course I’m frigid! It’s that damn ‘North Pole’ of yours!”

“Nonsense! I always have room in my sack for one more ‘goody.’ ”

WE’RE BROKE

“Can’t you say something more seasonal?”

“Ho, Ho,Ho!… Here comes that new house you’ve always wanted!”

“Fifth days of Christmas: My true love wants five gold rings…. No problem.”

Mistletoe

Parting Shot

“This is great! In today’s baby market, I can get 20,30, even 40 thousand for the son of God!”

Just Add Bacardi

Les Twelves days of Christmas prennent fin, il ne reste que douze jours avant la veille de Noël!

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Penthouse December 1994 • $6.00